Wednesday, July 18, 2012

MYSTERIOUS GIRLFRIEND X

* Published July 19, 2012: http://goboiano.tumblr.com/post/27571805972/mysterious-girlfriend-x-series-review


I'm still trying to figure out if Mysterious Girlfriend X is an elaborately executed anime about sexual fetishes. I've cringed many times at the sight of our characters swapping globs of viscous saliva with each other. Let me be clear: nobody kissed in this anime, but instead they exchanged phlegm-like wads of spit by poking into each other's mouths. Whoever came up with the premise to this story must be a really, really strange dude. He's also innovative, morphing conventional ecchi and school drama into an anime that's mighty sophisticated.


Tsubaki happens upon Urabe, a recent transfer student, as she is napping on her desk after school. He wakes her up and she leaves for home. Tsubaki notices she left behind a puddle of drool on her desk, and he's compelled to dip his finger in and taste it. He grows ill soon after, and Urabe figures out why: Tsubaki is lovesick for her and craves her saliva. She agrees to go out with him, and every day after school she offers him a finger loaded with her slimy, sweet drool.

The viscous fluid motif has to be symbolic of overflowing sexual tension. The show's intro sequence is full of flowing honey and lemons, and flowers in the show are always blooming and releasing succulent nectar. In one episode Tsubaki dreams that Urabe is in a Playboy bunny costume, pounding away at a bucket full of milky fluid. The fluid eventually morphs into smaller, naked Urabe figures that envelop him; I can only guess he was having a wet dream. The fact that Mysterious Girlfriend X never explicitly addresses sexuality might be disappointing to those who prefer blatant ecchi or silly harem flirtations, but fortunately, replacement for sexual activities wasn't the only purpose the saliva served.


Those who saw James Cameron's Avatar should remember that the Na'vi could communicate using weird tendrils that interlaced. The saliva in Mysterious Girlfriend X works the same way, giving Tsubaki and Urabe a bizarre way to express their innermost feelings and thoughts. It can also transmit physical injuries. For a hopeless romantic like myself, being able to convey wordless notions sounds like it would solve all relationship problems, not only between couples but for people all over the world. But don't expect me to swap spit with anyone anytime soon.

The show was produced by Hoods Entertainment, which is only three years old. From what I can gather, they've only worked on explicit ecchi shows. The animation in Mysterious Girlfriend X was good, nothing spectacular. The character designs could have been done better, because almost all of the characters had the same googly eyes and short hair. The music was satisfactory, adding a humorous and often circus-like eeriness to the anime, as if to underscore the absurdity of the show's premise.


Truthfully, I loved this show. It is a strong deviation from the formulaic ecchi so many of my peers complain about nowadays. The characters are quirky but adorable, recalling a storytelling mode closer to independent hipster films starring actors like Michael Cera or Emma Stone. Urabe's tsundere tendencies combined with Tsubaki's sexual desperation means that relationship progression is slow and confusing at best. Things don't end with a violent battle, a heartbreaking separation or a fiery sexual embrace. Our characters don't ever kiss during the series. At the end of the anime, they haven't developed into incredibly mature people who will set out to change the world. They simply love each other a little more than they did before. 

Try not to get too grossed out...




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